A Touch of the Swine Flu?
DAILY SNACK
So last Friday night I started to feel achy,
And tired and dizzy.
My throat was sore
And by the next morning I had a bit of a cough.
Swine flu!
Maybe.
My symptoms were very mild and most definitely
Not worth crowded, germ-ridden clinics.
Today I feel almost 100%.
By tomorrow I should be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
And maybe even catch up the laundry.
(Because I know you’re wondering: The kids seemed to have low-grade fevers a couple days earlier, but have been in normal spirits with a tiny cough since. Ed has been fighting something off forever and could be either the first or the last to get this bug.)








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