DAILY SNACK

I know I talk a big talk,

But the truth is I really can’t hold my liquor any more.

At all.

I had a whopping two glasses of wine recently,

And paid for it all the next day.

I get all loopy after a couple of light beers,

And I can’t even remember the last time I had hard liquor.

So don’t ask me how the shot glass found its way into the bathroom.

But I thought I’d better disclose this picture

Before the paparazzi get to it.