Lesson 545: Don’t engage in discussions about poo

“Come on now. Lie back down. You need to get enough rest for school tomorrow.”

“I hate school days! They’re made of poo.”

“But maybe it’s beautiful sunshine-y poo.”

“Wouldn’t that make it burning poo?” came the question from the top bunk.

“Burning poo! Burning poo! Burning poo! Burning poo!”

“I’m sorry,” she said from up top.

“BURNING POO! Hahahahahahahahahaha”