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Of All Stupid Things

DAILY SNACK

I was pushing my double stroller through the rain yesterday

(Which means I either get soaked or mess up my wrist trying to steer with one hand.)

When I saw a woman pleading for someone to come in off the front porch.

“I feel her pain,” I thought.

I spend altogether too many hours pleading and beseeching

And flat out begging

My kids for an iota of cooperation.

As I drew nearer,

I saw that the woman was talking to a cat.

A cat!

I’m sorry, but I simply don’t get it.

At least I know (I hope) my children will grow up

To be contributing members of society.

A cat will always be a cat.

By Rebecca Cuneo Keenan

Rebecca Cuneo Keenan is a writer who lives in Toronto with her husband and three children.