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Toronto Fringe: Kids Venue and More

June 30 – July 11, 2010.  Kids plays at the Palmerston Library Theatre, 500 Palmerston Ave (just north of Bloor)

For two weeks every summer, you get the chance to take your kids to see real, live theatre on the cheap.  Or leave the kids at home and check out some of the other plays at Fringe. All adult tickets are $10 and kids get in for $5. Check out The Fringe website for play listings or to download a program.

Also, yours truly will be reviewing each and every kids play over at Eye Weekly to help you decide which production is right for you. I’ll link up the reviews at the end of this post as they go up, if you’re having trouble picking out the kids plays on the Eye Weekly site.

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A Swinging Joint

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Reason number 257 why my hat is off to anyone with an older child who is less than two years old and a newborn.
Behold my daughter as my friend and I were focused on finding the best breastfeeding position for her baby.
She got in that baby swing by herself,
And she was not happy about getting out.

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Baby Love

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I can’t blog because I’m off to see a newborn baby.
A baby that is less than three days old.
This baby will be so fresh and new,
And quiet and cuddly,
And fragile,
And demand such love.
You know, the kind of baby that makes a part of you,
Scream out from within,
“I want one!”
But maybe this will be better.
This visiting and oohing and awing.
Lending whatever breastfeeding expertise I can.
And then returning home with my own two children.
The ones who sleep through the night,
Thank you very much.

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Laundry Rage

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I woke up yesterday morning with laundry rage.
It had been building for a while.
I’d only done the occasional load,
And then had to go down and rummage through the dryer every morning.
Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about.
This morning, though, I could not find any underwear,
Clean or dirty!
And a certain someone who shall remain nameless wet the bed for the first time in months and months.
Thus began the rage.
How the hell could my husband insist on sleeping in,
When there was so much laundry to do.
I needed these kids out of here because it was going to be me versus the piles of clothes,
And it wasn’t going to be pretty.
A couple hours into my mission,
I pulled out the lint trap to clean it,
And a toy drumstick kind of thing,
That was lying on the dryer,
Somehow rolled toward the hole where the lint trap goes,
And was exactly the right size to fall right in.
Did you know that there is no bottom to that hole?
The toy is deep, deep within the bowels of my dryer never to be retrieved.
I’m not sure what this means for the future of my dryer,
But I still had twenty-zillion loads of laundry to do.
So maybe we’ll find out.

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Coffee Monster

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We were chatting in the kitchen,
Tara and I,
When some sputtering and coughing caught my attention.
“Irene?”
There she was in the next room,
Standing next to my laptop,
With the last couple cold ounces of my take-out coffee.
Milk, no sugar.
Her head was tilted back and she was gulping it back as fast as she could.
I took it away,
Of course,
And scolded her and reminded her that coffee is not for toddlers.
But then again,
She did miss her nap,
So I do appreciate the impulse.

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F!@#$ing Dinner Again

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It’s not that I dislike cooking.
In fact, I’ve been known to have half-decent results.
It’s the wielding of sharp knives and hot stoves,
While trying to fend off shrieking toddlers and avoid slipping on the trail of hot wheels winding their way across the kitchen floor.
It’s the tears and the tantrums and the ever-more-urgent need to get dinner on the table NOW.
It’s doing all that and needing it to be wholesome and nutritious and preferably from scratch.
Because you wouldn’t dare give your child anything prepared.
Heaven forbid.
And then it’s the dishes.
The dishes and the pots and pans and spoons and cups and little tiny snack bowls and the tupperware drawer that’s been emptied all over the floor.
Again.
And THEN, today,
It’s the sugar bowl that was upended and somehow wound up spewing sugar over every surface of my pantry.
Every surface.
So thanks for the tips Food Network and assorted food blogs and magazines,
But the cooking is the easy part.

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A Boy’s World

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The three of them were squatting in the dirt.

A half-filled gardening spade lay between them,

And they made a circle around it.

“See, you can touch it and it won’t hurt you,” said the biggest one.

He poked at a beetle-like bug that was trapped in the spade.

“Go ahead, Irene, touch it.”

“Yeah Irene, touch it! It won’t hurt you,” her brother chimed in.

Her little flaxen head bobbed up down above the bug,

But her hands did not move.

The chorus of “Touch it! Touch it!” grew louder and more insistent.

Until they took her little hands and tried to make her touch it.

Until I intervened.

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Mr. Playground Confidential Parties For Cancer

Were serious about band practise around here.
We're serious about band practice around here.

Friday, June 25 at the garrison. 1197 Dundas St. W. (just west of Ossington).  Doors open at 9pm.

My husband is throwing a party (more details here) and you should come. Here’s why:

1. A night out without kids. We all love the family friendly events and proving to the world that we can still party ’till the break of, er, 8pm with the best of them. Every once in a while, though, it is good to go out on the town and not have to worry about where to park the stroller. Trust me, it’s good for your soul and it will make you a better parent as soon as the hangover wears off.

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Detective Colum and Dr. Saxon On the Case

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Detective Colum (right) and his sidekick Dr. Saxon (left)
Detective Colum (right) and his sidekick Dr. Saxon (left)

Names given by Colum, of course.

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My Ship Came In

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If you can get to the Toronto Islands,

On a not-too-hot Friday evening in June,

And ride the ferry back to the city at sunset,

Sitting at the very front of the boat with small children,

To watch the city greet you,

You should.

You won’t need pictures with memories like that.