DAILY SNACK
I know I talk a big talk,
But the truth is I really can’t hold my liquor any more.
At all.
I had a whopping two glasses of wine recently,
And paid for it all the next day.
I get all loopy after a couple of light beers,
And I can’t even remember the last time I had hard liquor.
So don’t ask me how the shot glass found its way into the bathroom.
But I thought I’d better disclose this picture
Before the paparazzi get to it.