DAILY SNACK
You’ve heard of kids breastfeeding their dolls,
Right?
It makes perfect sense.
And it’s no weirder than when I used to
Shove dolls up my shirt
Only to birth them moments later.
But picture this:
Baby Timothy needs to eat,
But Colum is pretty sure he doesn’t eat the same thing as his stuffed duck.
What do babies eat, I ask.
Milk, says Colum, homemade milk.
He then looks around the room and spots Irene,
Sitting on my lap clad only in a diaper.
So Timothy was brought over to have a drink of his mommy’s milk.
No matter that she’s only 13 months old herself,
No matter that she was trying to teeth on his head at the same time.