DAILY SNACK
The thing about having your home in various states of repair,
And therefore having people pop in and out to do stuff —
Especially when those people are, say, your father-in-law —
Is that it doesn’t matter how many times you tell yourself,
“Don’t leave your underwear on the dining room table.
Do not leave those underpants there.”
Somehow, for whatever reason,
They’ll be there.