We’re doing something new this year because apparently I had ten dollars burning a hole in my pocket and a desire to drive halfway across the city to scare my kids with a mall Santa. That’s right, we’re doing the Santa Experience at Sherway Gardens which has stories and songs in addition to the requisite lap-sitting. At least this offers something else besides sitting on a strange man’s lap, which neither of my kids have ever gone for. (Really, can you blame them?)
This thing is set to go down in an hour and a half, so I have only one question, dear reader: Do I drop the acid before or during the Experience?
