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My Kids Are Cleaner Than I Am

DAILY SNACK

Here’s the thing we don’t talk about much:

Hygiene is tricky when you’re at home with young kids.

Sure, we talk about not having the time to take a shower,

And still being in your PJ’s at 3pm when you have a newborn,

But what about when you have an 18 month old?

For four years, I’ve been winging it, shower-wise.

My preference is to shower in the morning, upon waking.

That NEVER happens.

Between breakfast and getting dressed and shuffling off to our morning routines,

Or just dunking my head in a pot of coffee for a couple hours,

It’s hard to find the time.

The time I do have,

When the little one’s asleep or after bedtime,

Is invariably spent taking care of much more pressing matters that I simply cannot attend to with screaming kids running amok.

That shower will just have to wait a little bit longer,

Until it really can’t.

So, yesterday, I was determined to find a way to shower while Irene was still awake,

In our not-quite-finished and incredibly un-childsafe home.

I brought the bath toys down to the main floor bathroom,

(Because the upstairs tub is good for baths but not showers just yet)

And filled the sink with soapy water.

I closed the door and was able to keep an eye on her through the glass shower door,

While she stood on a step stool and played to her heart’s content.

Genius!

Why I haven’t thought of this before,

I’ll never know.

But, just in case you haven’t either,

There you go.

By Rebecca Cuneo Keenan

Rebecca Cuneo Keenan is a writer who lives in Toronto with her husband and three children.