If you’re thinking about another baby,
Then try to conceive before your last baby turns two.
Oh, it’ll be hell a challenging kind of heavenly for a solid year,
Trying to cope with an infant and a two-year-old,
But eventually it will become manageable and your family will be complete.
Because if you wait until after your last baby turns two,
Then you will never want to have another baby again.
Mommy loves you, little girl, but you don’t rule the universe.
Man.