For Mother’s Day last weekend,
I was the lucky recipient of
four handmade cards,
a plastic flower in a painted pot,
a stack of pancakes and coffee served in bed
and this sign:
Which I also like to hold like this:
Because if there’s anything we’ve learned from Jersey Shore
(I know, there’s so much)
It’s that you add a “WOW” at the end of someone’s name
So everyone will know they’re supposed to be sexy.
Nursery school Mother’s Day crafts are finally moving in the right direction.
Next up,
Paper-mache pushup bras.