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Last week I got what looked like a summons for jury duty. It’s actually, like, a pre-summons to determine if I’m eligible to serve, but same difference. My initial reaction was to scoff. I have three kids to care for from 11am on, every day, not to mention that I’m a self-employed freelancer. Nobody’s going to pay me for work I don’t do, civic duty or no civic duty.

I’d be able to get out of this, for sure. Right? Right?! I decided to look into it some more.

Twitter, no faster than Google and somewhat less reliable. I should be in advertising.